QUI N'A PAS BESOIN DE MOI...

There's just one road for us to walk down.
Push the button, the picture, and let's see how far it goes...

LA GLACE À LA PISTACHE

Last time I used my camping gear was two years ago in my own basement, one night that I had lost the key to my flat. Melt! festival, here we come.
Push the button and hear what I will see.

NAGER

I follow the instructions, but it doesn't work for me.
Push the button and be waterproof.

LE JEU D'ÉCHECS

Life is a vain pursuit of meaningless smiles.
Push the button and let your bishop and your knight shatter his flanks.